(Good evening ladies and gentlemen

let me get a warm welcome from... more importantly Denver)

(Nothing I say, nothing I say, my mistake

God loves you (x)

We can make sure you have fun

Yes we can, yes we shall, yes we will

We can make sure you have pain

Yes we can, yes we shall, yes we will

We can make

A city full of people and my favorite is that waitress

And she treats me like some type of common vagrant

I see her everyday, but there's nothing to say

Unless I decide to step

I used to know this woman who had the most beautiful

tattoos on the top sides of both of her hands

she was forty three years old and as far as I know

had never

She had a bad dream in the back seat

Same one as yesterday

Same one as last week

Surrounded by her favorite favorites

Elmo, Barbie, her purple

"Keep movin' your body in my direction"

"Let's continue our party everybody by just clapping our hands."

Colossal, large, big as it gets,

The first time I met the Devil was at a Motel

She left Hell to spend a weekend on Earth just

Whatta you mean what was my childhood like?

What difference does that make?

Yo, my childhood was messed up, so what?

Everybody's childhood was messed

This next one goes out

To all the depressed women in the house

Whether you're taking the prozac

Yo yo yo...

I wish that I had something to say

That could wipe that smile right off of your face

Here take my hand pretend you know my man

Blame